God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
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No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
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I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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