Are we in a gay sports bar?
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
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I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
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Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Randomize