i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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