I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
don't judge my taste in strippers
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
how does that bad decision feel?
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