i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
Randomize
