He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
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She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
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We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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