this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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