Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
time to smoke my breakfast
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You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
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I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
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