that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
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i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
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She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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