so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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