did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
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I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
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How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
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