Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
I did not marry a roomba.
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