Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
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