We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
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I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
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I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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