And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
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We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
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It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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