the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I just want to make out with him forever
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
My vagina is very pro this idea
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