People in love make me want to vomit
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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