Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
My room smells like vodka and shame
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
jump out the window naked night went bad
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