My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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