Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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