At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Boobs are out for the taking
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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