ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
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I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
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I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
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