Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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