whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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