We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
birth control should be required to get into college
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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