the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
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I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
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I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
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