You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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