I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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