Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
You blacked out and then went around stealing other peoples phones and leaving yourself voicemails
I got two from random numbers, the first was me and said "Don't forget you murdered Josh in Wii Bowling"
The second Jenn said "You are ridiculously smart for drunk dialing yourself"
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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