"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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