Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
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Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
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I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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