I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
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adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
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Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.