I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.