The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
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No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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