Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
The pigeons can smell the fear
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home