im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
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