i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
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he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
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i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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