im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
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Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
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Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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