i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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