Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
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