what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
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So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
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why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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