And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I wish I only lived at night.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
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i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
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What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
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There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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