Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
that is very illegal...i love you.
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