just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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