Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
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Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Found half of a five day old piece of pizza behind my dresser. Apparently it was drunkenly set there and got knocked down. It was such a happy reminder of last weekend.
I found a cheeseburger next to my tub once. It's there to shame you, but it always just makes me feel more awesome.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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