the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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