This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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