do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"