I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
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If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
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I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.