I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
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I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
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That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.