Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
what is it with giant penises always finding me
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water