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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?

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• (707): View more from California

  i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.

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• (714): View more from California

  we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to

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• (850): View more from Florida

  ....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP

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• (206): View more from Washington

  she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters

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  19 Of The Creepiest (Most Inexplicable) Things People Experienced

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• (940): View more from Texas

  Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.

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  Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.

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• (845): View more from New York

  Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"

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• (351): View more from Massachusetts

  does anyone know where bryan is?

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  last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.

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