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You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..

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Who?

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Chris brown

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No way... I bet he was intense

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Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two

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(248): You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to.. (1-248): Who? (248): Chris brown (1-248): No way... I bet he was intense (248): Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two http://tfl.nu/q7w2

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(334): View more from Alabama

Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day

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(334): Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day http://tfl.nu/yiro

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(509): View more from Washington

ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!

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(509): ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car! http://tfl.nu/lfwp

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(512): View more from Texas

So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married

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What? They have three kids?

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Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me

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(512): So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married (214): What? They have three kids? (512): Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me http://tfl.nu/93bk

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(303): View more from Colorado

just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals

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(303): just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals http://tfl.nu/h68j

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(704): View more from North Carolina

so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.

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(704): so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER. http://tfl.nu/dexf

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(913): View more from Kansas

the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night

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(913): the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night http://tfl.nu/dx83

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.

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(570): he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough. http://tfl.nu/fko8

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(615): View more from Tennessee

Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.

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(615): Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities. http://tfl.nu/y5al

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(320): View more from Minnesota

she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride

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(320): she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride http://tfl.nu/iegm

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(510): View more from California

This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?

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Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.

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(510): This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over? (925): Quite the smooth talker. There in 5. http://tfl.nu/ccg0

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(509): View more from Washington

So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"

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(509): So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila" http://tfl.nu/anii

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(775): View more from Nevada

He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight

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(775): He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight http://tfl.nu/2xsm

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(305): View more from Florida

When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.

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(305): When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand. http://tfl.nu/rlmw

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(916): View more from California

Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing

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(916): Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing http://tfl.nu/jyrs

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