In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
Panties = found
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
Randomize
