I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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