yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
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Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
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he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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