no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
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Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
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I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
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