so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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