guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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