just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
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we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
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