Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
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he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
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Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
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