You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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