Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
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Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
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You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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