I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
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thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
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How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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