I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
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